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Title: Snakebit
Author: 3rdgal
Prompt: Wilson is bitten by a poisonous snake while on a trip with House. They manage to call for help, but have to wait in the woods for it to come and Wilson's condition worsens. House is calm at first, but as the time goes he's getting really worried. Bonus points for angst, angsty conversations and in-the-last-minute rescue. House/Wilson established.
Pairing: House/Wilson established
Category: Sick!Wilson
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, I think. Passing mention of one sexual act but not in graphic detail.
Words: 3486
Summary: See prompt.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. *sniff*
Beta: The totally awesome rslworks!
A/N: Written for sickwilson_fest.



(Snakebit)

Ok, I´m looking for story about Hilson, it´s slash and House has MS (multiplex sclerosis) and it´s getting worse and worse...

Author: enlee
Word Count: ~600
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Zero. Zip Nada.
Summary: It's New Year's Day and Wilson decides to bring House breakfast in bed.

Good morning, House!

Title: Stalk - Chapter 14: Placebo Effect
Author: Vurt Junkie (as you can see from who posted it)
Rating: NC-17 
Summary:   Wilson gets a little miffed.  House gets a little sugar.  Curt gets a little crazy.  
A/N:  From this point on I really don't like how the story goes no matter how many times I've rewritten it or what avenues I've gone down.  I'm going to post this version solely because there's an unnecessary smut chapter (Chapter 15).  
Previous Chapters:
Chapter 1: The Loki of Medicine
Chapter 2: The Perils of Pistachio Pudding
Chapter 3: It's Called Knocking
Chapter 4 – Post Joe Penny Drunken Orgasm
Chapter 5 – Coming out of the Closet One Shirt at a Time
Chapter 6 – Snake Charmer
Chapter 7 – Standing Orders
Chapter 8 – Post Closet Coitus
Chapter 9 – House Break
Chapter 10 – The Church of House
Chapter 11 – House Call
Chapter 12 – Blueberry Cheesecake Wilson Flavor
Chapter 13 – He’s as Corny as Kansas in August


Chapter 14 – Placebo Effect

Wilson was torn.  

Hey, who wrote those 2 fics with House the Squid and Wilson the Jellyfish? I have a gift for the author. ^-^

Well, after ten years going fandom-free, I've fallen off the RL wagon courtesy of a certain pill-popping diagnostician and his wonder boy oncologist side kick. Not to quote House quoting Jack Bauer or anything, but I guess "I need the drugs!" ;) Hope you enjoy the result. 

~ Storm.

P.S: I don't get much time to read as well as write, but I'd welcome recommendations. Also, if the link doesn't work/I've screwed up somehow, please let me know. It's been a looong time since I used LJ and I'm linking to a newly created fiction journal to keep some of my RL friends out of the loop. Cross-posted to sick_wilson. Thanks!


SELECTIVE AMNESIA.

Author: Storm
Cast: House/Wilson (established relationship), Cuddy, Cameron, Foreman, Chase, Thirteen, Taub, Kutner, Stacy, Mark and others.
Rating: Adult.
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Greg House. And everyone. Probably including his creators. And theirs.
Summary: When two related oncology patients die after a series of medical screw-ups, the family hold Dr. Wilson accountable – in more ways than one. While the medical malpractice machinery whirs into action, some of the relations mete out a rougher kind of justice that results in the doctor becoming the patient. But who really gets hurt in the assault and exactly how much is Wilson at fault? As the law and the hospital go head to head, Dr. House turns his notorious diagnostic skills on the crime scene and the culprits. The more he proves his own theory – that everybody lies – the more it becomes critical that he make his own brand of medical malpractice count as admissible evidence in court. Otherwise, PPTH's Boy Wonder Oncologist is going to wind up not only in a hospital bed, but in a jail cell. The trouble is, whilst House plays private eye, Wilson begins to wonder if it might not be better for the physician to tend to himself.
Warnings: I don't like warnings; they give the game away. However. Includes a serious assault, discussions of rape and a patient suicide. Also – by necessity – includes some original characters.
Notes: 1) This is set around season five. Amber is dead; Kutner isn't (yet) and House is as sane as he ever gets. 2) If anyone can oblige, I'm looking for a beta who can manage a reasonably fast turn-around and ideally someone who would be willing/able to have their brain picked for medical and/or legal knowledge.

Seriously, I need a consult. New patient with severe stick-up-his-arse psychosis about his wife and daughter trying out the latest fashion in pine boxes and violent tendencies towards oncologists. I'm prescribing a bullet to the back of the skull, what do you think?

Even Trade just wouldn't post.( Read more... )

TITLE: Unconventional
PAIRING: House/Wilson UST
RATING: M for sexual content and references to masturbation 
WARNING: Sexy time, second person narrative
SUMMARY: 600 words. Extended drabble. PWP in which House thinks about Wilson while he masturbates.

I made this when "Broken" aired, and just realised I never showed it to anyone. Oh well, ignore my insecure ramblings...

So, if you haven't seen it yet, it might be kind of spoilery for 6x01 "Broken", so I put it behind a cut. Aside from that I can't think of anything to warn for. The scripture on the background is a screenshot from a show called "Carnivále" and the second I saw it, I know I had to use it for House.

( Pain is an unavoidable side effect )

I can't remember if I posted this song from House to Wilson, to the tune of  "Hey, Micky!" by Toni Basile.  So if I have, please don't be annoyed.

http://cuddyclothes.livejournal.com/1346.html

Enjoy!  I've been walking around for days singing, "Oh, Wilson you're so fine, you''re so fine you blow my mind, hey Wilson!"

Title: Bait and Switch
Authors:  blackmare_9 , perspi , and hannahrorlove
Rating: R
Warning: Violence and illness
Characters: Wilson, House, OFC; no pairing
Summary: The pessimist says 'it can't get any worse.' The optimist says 'yes it can.'  4,909 words.
Relates to Episodes: Set sometime after "Wilson"
Disclaimer: House MD was created by David Shore and not me. Me, I own nothing.
Notes: For nightdog_barks, as a holiday gift for just being awesome. Sparked by a random, irreverent comment from perspi in Nightdog's LJ. She'll recognize it. Many thanks to our fellow Collective members pwcorgigirl and deelaundry, and verbal_kint10 for their cheering and feedback.

She spots him early in the evening ...